You Know What I Hate?

When people write on their Facebook "OMG, I have so much to do today. Does anyone want to come over and (insert lame verb here)?" Um...fuck no. Why would I want to come over and clean your house, watch your kids, wrap your presents, mow your lawn, grocery shop, or wax your cooter? Let alone for free, and when I have my own shit to do. Really? Has anyone ever said yes to that? So stop this nonsense Facebook friends...you're better than that.