I was recently told that I bond with kids because I am a kid. First of all, I do the opposite of bond with kids. In fact, I don't like them as a general rule. They need too many things like clothes, food, books, medicine, shelter and unconditional love. If it came down to buying diapers or going to a White Sale at Nordstrom's, a nice pair of Jimmy Choo's will win every time (the kid can air dry).
Second of all, I am only a kid if kids like to drink house wines and smoke Marlboro Lights. Please, I grew up in Illinois, not Wisconsin.
**Disclaimer: you will only possibly understand this post if you were raised in the Heartland :)